The owner of this blog is a magnificent unicorn from outer space. The magnificent unicorn posts everything and nothing (like really, said unicorn disappears from time to time to finish some unicorn business) but the magnificent unicorn always comes back, every time slightly gayer than the time before. Enjoy your stay.

godtechturninheads:

hungryklaxon:

laughhard:

Why?

The best thing about this is that they seem to have a fence.

this looks like the sims 3 island paradise

godtechturninheads:

hungryklaxon:

laughhard:

Why?

The best thing about this is that they seem to have a fence.

this looks like the sims 3 island paradise

(Source: cistro)

aspio:

( ❤ )

aspio:

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Beyoncé photographed by Pierre Debusschere, CR Fashion Book Issue 5 

(Source: tina-knowles)

clearusan:

eheheheheheheehhe

Why girls stress over periods

secretlycapricious:

larry-stylinanal:

  • The constant fear of bleeding through clothes
  • The constant cramps
  • Having to change pads/tampons every 2-4 hours
  • Having to deal with mood swings
  • Having to deal with boys going ‘Oh someones on their period’ 
  • When you stand up its like a waterfall from your vagina
  • Craving food to calm you down
  • The constant fear that you smell of blood even though you dont 
  • CRAMPS
  • Feeling over emotional
  • CRAMPS
  • CRAMPS
  • FUCKEN CRAMPS

YOU MEAN I DON’T ACTUALLY SMELL LIKE BLOOD?!

(Source: vaginaforcesunite)

leafy-chwan:

Twelve just wants a tragic relationship, Nine. 

masasei:

baby mink

bABY MINK

BABY MINK

image

BABY MINK

B A B Y  M I N K

B A B Y    M I N K

aileine:

Those eyes.

I was hit hard by the headcanon in which Levi as a kid was forced to watch Erwin’s father’s torture.

allenbybeardsley:

*video game boss the size of a skyscraper* 

"HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO FIGHT THIS THING" 

*ten minutes later* 

"that…was surprisingly easy." 

*video game boss that is just normal dude with sword* 

"ahhh this’ll probably be easy" 

*ten hours later*

"fuck. shit. god. I can’t do this anymore. you’ve bested me. I will no longer play a game again. I have been disgraced." 

vanjalen:

They have everythibg here

vanjalen:

They have everythibg here

(Source: tibets)

-eruris:

me going into the levi/erwin smith tag on ao3 like

-eruris:

me going into the levi/erwin smith tag on ao3 like

Notable locations in Greek mythology

(Source: phthias)

peaceloveforties:

hurricane-emily:

jimgaffigan:

Ladies I hope getting your nails done feels good because not a single man notices you got them done.

maybe

just maybe

women do some things for themselves and not just for men

what a concept

Wtf?! He’s childish as fuck. I notice everything a girl does. When she paints her nail, gets french tips, wears a new dress. If you can’t appreciate a lady, then you need to go fuck yourself.

wow cookie for you, you noticed another human being, true gentleman