The owner of this blog is a magnificent unicorn from outer space. The magnificent unicorn posts everything and nothing (like really, said unicorn disappears from time to time to finish some unicorn business) but the magnificent unicorn always comes back, every time slightly gayer than the time before. Enjoy your stay.

nofaddano:

guy: psstt! look at me while you suck. i wanna see those eyes
girl: *looks up*
guy: image

heyheyjuhkay:

Do you ever think about all of the really nice drunk girls you’ve met in bathrooms and wonder how they are doing? I miss you all

(Source: boozumaki)

roachpatrol:

vinegod:

As he looks into the distance, the Forest Nymph knows he’ll find them.. by Gio Volpe

SHIT I WAS JUST WONDERING IF HE EVER FOUND THEM

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therunawayinthetardis:

imagine tamaki suoh in a dollar store

m-azing:

korrakun:

my favorite college experience is when i had a 7am class and the kid next to me literally poured a monster energy drink into his coffee said “i’m going to die” and drank the whole thing

tea-poppet:

#straight-girl envy

#gay-girl privileges

(Source: porpetinascamander)

(Source: wings-of-marco)

the1avenger:

I’m sorry I could not help it

((Inset rolling on the ground & laughing hysterically))

Done 1st by the1avenger :)

Sebastian & Ciel, watching the Live Action Movie | my edit

bear1na:

Little Red Riding Hood - Spider-Man, Daredevil, and Deadpool by Axis *

Ciel: Se... Sebastian...
Ciel: S.... Se~ Sebastian...!
Ciel: Seba... Sebastian~!!
Sebastian: FUCKING WHAT.

officialspaghetti:

FACT OF THE DAY: president obama does not have a plan in case the fire nation attacks

(Source: officialunitedstates)